College Football Rankings

Now explain to me how a team ranked number two,
who plays and loses to a number eight rank team
falls below another team,
which was rank number one,
but lost to a non-rank team
how can they get a higher ranking at the end of week.

I guess some voters have a love affair with certain teams.

Associated Press poll

Tina

Gaming

Play in an alternate world.

Live an alternate life.

Kill, fight, and rule with the sword.

Fun times.

If only people could rez in a few seconds in the real world.

Now, explain to me again why you like to do online gaming?

Football Fashion

Don’t get me wrong I like the tight pants that show off the player’s strong thighs.

But color underwear under white pants?

Who dresses these guys?

Didn't every girl in the world learn this was a fashion disaster at age twelve?

Guess it’s a benefit of being a football player – no fashion sense.

Leave a comment and tell me your thoughts.

Tina

Pollyanna Syndrome

Look on the bright side tomorrow will be a better day.

Out of milk – have eggs for breakfast instead.

Run in your hose – wear pants instead.

Lost your keys -----

Hell – just go back to bed.

Tomorrow has got to be better.

Tina

Unanswerable Question

Utterly Bewildered Woman on a quest to find the secrets of the universe.

Tell me why, after finally gain enough weight to have breasts any woman could be proud of, I keep getting a heat rash between them which makes me long to be an A cup again?

Possible answer –

Stay inside where’s it cool,

Lose weight,

Use diaper ointment to cure the problem

Forget it and eat more chocolate.

Or take the Scarlet O’Hair solution and worry about it tomorrow,

Hell, I think I'll forget it all together until spring if the weather will just cool off.

Bluetooth

Must be from a dinosaur, Right?

Wrong, you won’t find it in a museum.

False teeth for hockey players?

No, it doesn't go in your mouth.

You place it on your ear and use it with your cell phone.

Who come up with these names?

Notice the order of the name of my blog

– Utterly Bewildered Mom/ Wife/ Woman, I think that should tell you where I rank in my own mind.

One brownie left, I let my kids and husband have it. (It’ll help my waistline is my rational.)

Chocolate and I’m willingly giving it up.

Wait,

Some one at the door,

Sorry, got to go.

The men in the white jackets are here to take me for a trip to the padded room again.

I can use the vacation.