Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Words of Wisdom from Mark Twain
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
"Drag your thoughts away from your troubles...
by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it."
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first."
"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
“I’ve seen many troubles in my time,
only half of which ever came true.“
"As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out."
"The best way to cheer yourself up is
to try to cheer somebody else up."
"The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."
"Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
"Name the greatest of all the inventors. Accident."