Thursday, September 11, 2008


No one would believe the strange things going on in my house.

Iggy, for those of you who don’t know it, is an invisible gremlin. He isn’t seen, he doesn’t talk, but you find evidence of him everywhere, and there in lies the trouble.

He’s sneaky. He might even be in your house.

Let me give you an example.

Have you ever had a spot suddenly appear on your carpet? You ask everyone. Did you spill something? Do you know where this spot came from?

The answer to your questions from the cast of characters in your house are blank stares and strong denials.

The only one you know who didn’t do it was yourself, but who is the responsible party. Who is to blame?

With no evidence, what do you do? Blame it on the dog?

I hate to tell you but it’s not the dog. It’s Iggy.

He enjoys causing everyone trouble. Yesterday, the toilet became clogged.

Who could have done it by using too much toilet paper?

No one in my house, right?

You got it, Iggy must have struck again.

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