Utterly Bewildered Woman on a quest to find the secrets of the universe.
Tell me why, after finally gain enough weight to have breasts any woman could be proud of, I keep getting a heat rash between them which makes me long to be an A cup again?
Possible answer –
Stay inside where’s it cool,
Use diaper ointment to cure the problem
Forget it and eat more chocolate.
Or take the Scarlet O’Hair solution and worry about it tomorrow,
Hell, I think I'll forget it all together until spring if the weather will just cool off.