– Utterly Bewildered Mom/ Wife/ Woman, I think that should tell you where I rank in my own mind.
One brownie left, I let my kids and husband have it. (It’ll help my waistline is my rational.)
Chocolate and I’m willingly giving it up.
Some one at the door,
Sorry, got to go.
The men in the white jackets are here to take me for a trip to the padded room again.
I can use the vacation.